Good bye India, I’m leaving you for a smaller, richer country It’s certainly been fun while it lasted, and we’ve had some good times and we’ve had some bad times. Remember the time I ate the dodgy food at the street seller and couldn’t leave the bathroom for three days? Stomach cramps, hot and cold sweats, unable to move. Yeah. And let’s not deny, there’s...

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So here I am in a predominantly Hindu and Muslim country and Christmas is coming (and the geese are apparently getting fat), so I thought it would be pretty cool to go around the local market and do my Christmas shopping. I think the traders got forwarning that a naive white Englishman was coming to spend rupees and hiked their prices 200% 9000 Rupees (about £100 – yeah, I know, last of the...