For the past week I have been going out of my tiny little mind with an illness that causes me to sleep for 20 hours a day, and think about going back to sleep for the other four. Unsurprisinly, my motivation for anything crashed so I was reduced to trolling stupid sites for cheap kicks. I came across a very bizarre one the other day called Can I Has Cheezburger. And yes, it really has to be seen to...

Check out this bad boy! These are my wheels to and from the office each day. It does 0-20 mph in 2 minutes, pollutes like a chemical factory and sounds like a cat in a blender. It has almost as much power as a washing machine and 4 inch alloys. This is the pimped out version, the banana leaves stuck to the side are this seasons must have for all self respecting tuk-tuk drivers. As if a white man in...

A few weeks back, my Mum came to visit me in India. What did she think about it? Her thoughts? This is what she sent me below… Some observations from my trip to India: All the stray dogs look the same – is there only one breed of dogs in India? I couldn’t believe that there are still people drawing water from pumps in the street You don’t see young couple out together or on dates –...

…will you like me better? (Yes…this post is in very bad taste, people who are easily offended or read the Daily Mail shouldn’t read any further.) The position of my office at work means that I’m well placed too see the whole of office life go by. I can see which of my staff are slacking off, who’s the hard worker, who runs out on their mobile phone every 5 minutes (could...

It’s Monsoon season here in Tamil Nadu. Except the monsoon rains are conspicuously missing (useless geekish fact #394: the word monsoon refers to the weather pattern, not the actual rain that occurs during the monsoon). When I was here in 2006, the monsoon season started as soon as I arrived and finished the moment I left. It’s quite incredible, one day it’s fine, hot and sunny,...